Us:4 U:1. Do maths

We haz clawz, u haz soft bits. Think bout it.

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... wait... I just suddenly noticed a fifth kitty. fur blends in real nice, so missed at first...

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meep! Guess i need to do the math *looks suitably sheepish*

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Sheepish? But they iz kittehs, not sheep!

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mebbeez dey b angoraz

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We not omnomnom ur soul while u sleep. Really!

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Awesome.

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o? u iz alerjik? so sowwy, sux 2 b u

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Fortunately, I am not, but I know others who would go sniffly just at the sight of this.

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heh, i'm one of em. Well after a day or so. My dad would stop breathing right then and there

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'It's warm, it's soft, it's fluffy like us, and it's now coated in fur and smells of Cat. And no, you can't have it back.'

'Join us.'

'We want food, you want bed. Do we haz deal?'

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I like that last one.

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Welcomez to teh Cathouse!! We hopez you enjoyz your stay.

Hello Sareth. Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Sareth. Forever...and ever...and ever. *SNIKT!!*

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Okay, how the devil did you manage to follow this froma wordpress account? Cause I have a few wordpress accounts i'd love to follow myself...

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Catnap, defined.

Spenser

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Indeed.

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Bother us and we'll shoot you with our lazer eyes!

Possessed kitties: is a bed worth your life?

Bedbugs? Hah! Don't let the bed-kitties bite!

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Like that last one.

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Share the bed? What do you think we're doing right now?

~shadowrider (I know all about the cat's hogging the bed thing, lil imps)

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Heehee! Darned buggers hoggin the bed...

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We don' need no Jedi mind trix, we gotz the cat eyez. Zis iz not da bed yur lookin' for.

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